Warning – these dirty white elephant gifts are SUPER innapropriate!
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If you’re anything like me, you always want to bring the gift that will make people laugh when you go to white elephant gift exchanges.
White elephant (or yankee swap) exchanges are all about having fun with your friends. If your friends have dirty minds, they’ll definitely be laughing at these 25 dirty white elephant gifts.
If these gifts are a little bit too naughty for your liking, check out this post on 40 White Elephant Gifts That Everyone Will Fight Over. That post has more PG and family-friendly options!
Here are the best naughty white elephant gifts to bring to the party this year.
Dirty White Elephant Gifts
1. Wine Condom
Make sure you’re always wrapping your wine bottles! These wine bottle “condoms” are air-tight and can help your open wine bottles stay fresh for longer.
This naughty white elephant gift is awesome because it’s hilarious but it’s actually useful too.
2. Eat a Bag of D*cks Coloring Book
If you have a friend group that cusses a lot, they’ll love this swear word coloring book for adults.
3. Weenie Soap
Nobody likes a dirty weenie! This dirty white elephant gift will definitely have everybody laughing.
4. Jimmy Jacket
It’s cold out there! This would be such a funny dirty white elephant gift or gag gift for a boyfriend / guy friend.
5. Nature’s D*ck Pics Calendar
There are a LOT of phallic shapes out in nature apparently! This calendar highlights the best d*ck pics found in the wild.
6. Cock(Tail) Socks
These cock(tail) socks are hilariously inappropriate – perfect for a naughty santa gift exchange.
7. The Little Penis Book
This parody of those children’s finger puppet books is so freaking funny. Whoever gets this dirty white elephant gift will definitely laugh.
8. Ta-Ta Toasters
No nippin’ at this party! These “Ta-Ta Toasters” are an absolutely hilarious dirty gift for a white elephant exchange.
9. How to Live With a Huge Penis Book
Whoever gets this white elephant gift will definitely want to display it with pride!
10. Naughty Wine Glass
That is how you drink wine, right?
11. Reindeer Thong For Men
I just hope whoever gets this reindeer thong doesn’t want to try it on at the white elephant christmas party!
12. Smack a Sack
Life can be stressful! Sometimes you just need to smack a sack around. This gag gift will definitely have everyone at the party laughing.
13. Humping Animals Coloring Book
Like they do on the discovery channel, right?
14. Penis Ice Mold
This ice mold is perfect for making ice to put in cock(tails). Get it?
15. OCK Mug
No, it doesn’t say OCK ;). Such a hilarious mug to give in a dirty white elephant gift exchange.
16. Dill Dough
Everyone will appreciate this play on words. Just be warned – it does smell like pickles!
17. Crusty C*ck Wipes
No one likes their c*ck to be crusty!
18. Touched Your Junk Sanitizer
This dirty white elephant gift will keep everyone clean.
19. Giant Undies
The ultimate granny panties! Such a hilarious naughty white elephant gift.
20. Sea Men Putty
This gift is full of funny (and inappropriate) plays on words. But actually, I wouldn’t mind getting this stress-relief putty in a white elephant gift exchange!
21. Funny Apron
For the friend that’s always grilling his meats. This dirty apron is the perfect gift to bring to the party and it’ll definitely get some laughs.
22. Gas Neutralizers
No shame if you want to keep this dirty white elephant gift for yourself! But this would be a hilarious gift to bring to the party.
23. Little Box Of Obscenities
These little word magnets would be so funny on a college student’s fridge.
24. Grow A Boyfriend
The perfect gift for that single-for-life friend of yours. Now she can delete her dating apps for good!
25. Instant Underpants
How hilarious are these instant underpants for a white elephant gift! Just add water and you have an extra set of undies for emergency purposes.
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